Oh god, he's gonna eat the monkeys! D: Free them, Lupin! Free your fellow brethren!!
"Must. Do. As. The socks. Tell me. Must. Kill. Lupin. And eat. His rotting. Feet. With. Tofu."
"Must. Rape. Goemon. ....... Man, this isn't working! I wonder if I can fake it..."
Goemon is so sad and pathetic that he could stand there all day and the cops would never see him. Ever.
"Oh yes, ha ha, my feet itch, how amusing. I hope you get beard crabs, Jigen!"
Goemon looks so sad. "My only purpose in life is being Lupin's slave and cutting stuff for him! Wah! I want to be a man!!"
