Monday, December 31, 2012

Castle of Cagliostro


Meh, stupid.



Dear Miyazaki, smoking is bad. I find it deplorable that you'd include such horrific things in your "kids" movie. And that car Lupin is driving is polluting this precious planet of ours. Tsk tsk. Shame shame. And guns kills people. It's true. They have legs and move on their own volition. I've seen them. Terribly frightening things.



Could it possibly be... a nin-car?? (Yes, that whole thing is getting terribly old, but it's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while, so I must keep it going.)



"No, Jigen. It's a bracelet. For a very, VERY, small person..." God, he even has to question something so simple as a ring! AUGH!!! Yes, writers, we can clearly see it's a ring! We don't need this idiot telling us what it is! WE GET IT!!!!



One of the few things I liked from this movie. I want one. As a pet. I'd name it Kerfluffle.



The thing is not that big. Do you really need some idiot standing there with paddles to tell you where to land?



Jodo is either very short or that chair is really tall, since that paper would be very hard to see where it is on his back and taking account of the angles of everyone.



Because him calling Lupin an SOB makes him all that much more awesomer. Right. =\



Lupin disguised as Zenigata, looking like Zenigata...

And then a split second later he looks like Lupin.



And then again, looks like Zenigata....

Very next scene, looks like himself. He must have a magic face. Or magic skin.



Okay, dude, stop humping the castle and get on with it. Geez...



Mister Richy Rich Look-at-me-I'm-awesome-thief-guy and he carries around a cheap plastic lighter that doesn't work. Heh.



And yet the poor bumbling cop who lives off ramen has the fancy metal lighter that works.



My opinion, best scene in the movie.



Hitler's younger brother, working for Interpol.



Sexy hair-over-the-eye Jigen.



Because people around the world seeing these people is a good thing. Nah, it doesn't scream "We're a creepy ass cult!" or anything. Guys in robes and pointy hoods, completely normal everyday fare.



You can see the obvious water line. And the buildings are not that far down from it. So, was the water extra super dark and murky or something that nobody could see anything underneath it? Or did nobody at any point in time decide to go swimming in the lake? Because as it is now the water is pretty clear and the buildings aren't that far from where the surface would be, so I don't get how that's supposed to be the big hidden secret.



He looks really weird there. I can't figure out what's off, aside from everything.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Lupin Series 3 Episode 50


Ahaha! Idiot.



xD So dumb it made me laugh.



=\ ... um.



Yes, not only are the CIA that obvious, but they sure love to party. Look at those moves!



Haha, fish thing.



Tube thingie, since I really have no idea how to describe it. It's just so dumb.



Sexy shirtless Zenigata.



Eww! Sexy Fujiko!



And years from now I will see this picture and still be weirded out by it. =|



And Satan Fujiko swallowed Lupin whole. The end. Forever.



Whoa, eyelashes. Girly Goemon lives!!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Lupin Series 3 Episode 49


That poor turkey. It never stood a chance... =|



More sexy hair over the eyes (eye?) Jigen. Since there is only one more episode after this, we must all get our fill of third series banged Jigen (and not banged in the good way, either), as recent specials seem to like having him with that nasty pasted back hair thing that I hate. Ew.



Haha, keel. "I'll keel theese moenees weeth my eveel vac-hume cleenaarrrr!!!"

Friday, December 7, 2012

Lupin Series 3 Episode 48


Since when does Lupin have calf-high shoes?



His eyes make me sad...



Creepy eyelashes...

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Lupin Series 3 Episode 47


How could that guy function being so top heavy? He'd just fall over all the time.



So, this is the cabin Goemon is in with the kid.

And then Goemon enters some parallel universe time warp since that is obviously not the old cabin...

...and then walks the doctor out the door of the cabin.
What the hell just happened?!? xD



Lupin's gotten to the point where everything is boring. Even living isn't what it was all cracked up to be.



Sexy hair-over-the-eyes Jigen.



Jigen does not have his gun there! Ever! Plus, that hair! THAT HAIR!!!! He must be killed and fast!!



That is not Zenigata! And what is he even saying?? Man, this sudden change of style to the characters is annoying me.



"Oh no! The room is filling with water and we are much MUCH too fat to crawl through these extra wide spaced bars to escape, so I guess we'll just sit in here and die."



So, this is the cage they are in.

The water starts to rise, those in the cage still standing on the bottom of it. (Seriously, could they make the space between the bars ANY wider??)

Goemon dives down under the water and is still in the cage, which seems to have gotten a whole lot taller than before.

And then he cuts the bars and they all fall into the water, and we see that either the water rose really really fast or the bottom of the room they were in lowered suddenly.



Goemon looks way too happy there. And Jigen's hair! That hair!!



ASKAFGDASKAHK HAIR!!!!!!! And haha, Goemon's stupid face. xD Not that Jigen's face isn't equally as retarded...