Ahaha, so awesome. xD
Slurp!
Ahahahaha! It's like they needed some sort of awesome action in this part and thought "Guy getting shoved off a railing? Do we have that one, yet? No? Well, we need it!"
"Ahhhh! My leg! It's stuck in the sand!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever you do, don't run off to the side of it!" So, they've had their Jaws moment and now their Indiana Jones moment. Although if it had been a ferris wheel in Indiana Jones instead of the giant rock, that would have been so awesome.
Blood....
and no blood. Gasp! Sharknado ate the blood!
One second you're driving around minding your own business, the next you have a shark vandalizing your car and trying to jack your ride. Los Angeles, man, I tell ya....
-holds up a piece of paper with a 10 on it-
They leave the small shelter after the F4/F5 sharknado roared through, but the winds just were not strong enough to rip the various pieces of paper off the wall. Those are some strong pins, man!
"I fell off the slide when I was two," he says. xD What kind of a slide was it? And what did he fall into? Make-up guys don't quite get the concept of scars.
(Because of crappy sound, in order to get the horrible joke I attempt here the volume must be turned up a lot. After doing so remember to turn it back down, lest your eardrums be blown out. xD)
Hey, you hear they're gonna do a Sharknado sequel?
