Friday, November 14, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 13


"Yay, let's have fun swimming!"
"What about Aisha?"
"She's just a vegetable. Go... prop her up against some rocks. She won't be going anywhere."
"Okay!"


Stupid.


Stupider.


Ending song? I think? That or the ending song for the last episode. I never watched the ending before this.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 12


Okay, since this STILL bothers and annoys me... In the commentary that was on the tattoo girl episode Sonny Strait called this type of shading crosshatching. And I believe this was before he went off on being a comic book artist. Crosshatching. Crosshatching! I mean, seriously? And he's the supposed big artist? What a boob. Tch, crosshatching.... Also, child Fujiko refers to the stuffed animal as a teddy bear. With that nose? Looks more like a mouse.



An amusement park with a whorehouse? This needs to happen!



Ahahahaha! You're killin' me with this name thing, writers!



He looks really weird right there...



Sexy mama!

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 11


"Hello there, luscious little boy. Did you want to see my van? It's filled with puppies. And candy. Lots of candy."



"Puppies AND candy? Oh boy, mister!"



"Just take my hand and you can have all the puppies and candy you want."



"Wait, why are you wearing a dress? You're... still a boy, right? Maybe this wasn't such a good idea..."


It's really a sad state of affairs when I have to reduce Zenigata to a child molester for laughs. Stupid series and everyone involved in it, I hate you. HATE!!!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 10


I hate everything. Again! Fscking series!!!!



It's like his penis is a power washer. "Gotta hold onto this bad boy with both hands. Don't need another incident like the last time..."



"I demand a shrubbery!"



Can I just snap all of their legs like the twigs they are and end this? Please??



He sure is special, that's for sure. And why is he using a manual for identification purposes? If that's a badge that's the thickest most thorough badge ever.



Yes, show, I still hate everything. Thanks for reminding me...



Lupin is all into that Fujiko kiddie porn, man.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 09

My god, man, this is the mother of all picture journals right here. Got a little carried away. xD



This is so retarded. Why does this series have to exist.



Haha, so gay!



Middle guy with glasses reminds me of the guy who was Zenigata's captain or chief or someone in a series or special or something. So vague, I know, but my brain is stupid.



The guys are way too interested in a woman pulling a snake back and forth in her nostril and out her mouth. That girl's face would be what mine would be. xD



Lupin went with both the glasses and mustache? Geez, now nobody will be able to recognize him. Jigen will look over at him and wonder who he is. And then there will be an awkward silent moment of the two staring at each other.



This is..... I can't..... What..... AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And this is where you scream "Rape!" and run as fast as you can, Tats.



Everything is wrong in this picture. Lupin is looking, as if saying "It's my turn now!", he and Jigen torturing the poor girl with their weird tongue feeling up fetish.



You know what? I give up. On what? On everything. Every fucking little thing. Thanks a lot, stupid ass series!



I like how Jigen is standing on a non-existant ledge, but by golly he somehow isn't falling to his death. At least they had Lupin look like he's hanging onto something.



All he needs is drool and his "thirsty for rape" look would be complete.



Um.....



...................... =/



I feel like I should turn myself in now for seeing this. =|



Fujiko has been wearing that and running and jumping and doing all kinds of stuff and not once have her boobs escaped. Those girls would be flopping all the place. No amount of tape could hold that fabric to those melons.



"Ah shit, Goemon is still around? Damn it...."

Friday, August 29, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 08


And here I am, always worrying about getting his hat to look the right size and wondering if the brim is too wide or too narrow when I draw him. And these idiot artists are like "Eff it, it's good enough." It's like they gave him an effing pimp hat.



God, that's ugly....



He's all sad because his date with Lupin didn't end with hot sweaty man sex.



God, this thing is just so effing gay!!

Friday, August 22, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 07


"Oh god, it's a woman! Quick, I have to act cool! Or dead! Yeah, dead! That works!"



"Being a revolutionary is tough, but at least my hair is fabulous!"
I do wonder, if they made that character look decent, why have the main male characters look like regurgitated cat poo? This screenshot makes the art in this thing look awesome.



"You may shoot me, and I may die, but my hair will live on! Viva la hair!"



Saying this is retarded is not a strong enough statement. And seriously, his sword is thicker than his ankles. In another couple of years they will be drawn with lines for arms and legs.



This thing keeps getting worse and worse... Plus it was awesome when the music part was thrown in lamely at the very end and mostly it was the mention of Suave dancing and being a rock star. So retarded, man. So, SO retarded.



The best thing about this episode is rejected Goemon. Hahahaha!!

Friday, August 15, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 06


I hate everything.



This probably could have been done better. Like, maybe Zenigata not reading what any viewer could read, as is normal when a note is shown such as this. But no, let's have him read it, since we're much too retarded.



-vomits everywhere from the ugliness-

Friday, August 8, 2014

The Woman Called Fujiko Mine 05


I like how their pants are kind of like painted onto their legs. And by like I mean I completely hate it.



That isn't disturbing looking or anything. I guess that is the "Hundreds of bees attacked our face" look or something. It's all the rage amongst the young and hip. They couldn't even get Jigen's beard right. For shame. For shame!



I know this isn't supposed to be real, but that is not how the Egyptians did their owls. And, as a once member of the ultimate nerd club, who could write out sentences in Egyptian hieroglyphics, it bothers me. But yes, get in your stupid owl that, at this point, is absolutely insignificant to anything else that has been going on. A-holes...

The other day I was watching Restaurant: Impossible and they were doing a cave man theme, so the designer chose to put Egyptian hieroglyphics on the host stand. That's makes just as much sense as having that owl be on the wall.



He looks weird right there.